Hindsight

One of my first blog posts was about my plan to infiltrate the pub posing as a reporter. Having gone to the pubs in Armidale no more than 10 times I've pretty much seen everything there is to see in regards to that scene. Basically it's like God got sick of originality and just started drawing uninteresting caricatures with carbon paper, these endless copies that just assimilate into the environment they happen to be in and the people they are around. I am, of course, only judging people off there appearance and mannerisms and what they scream to each other when a new one arrives but after observing all these things the prognosis isn't all that good.

Good times in a toliet

Good times in a toliet, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

Pimps and hoes

Pimps and hoes, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

Nap time

Nap time, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

Piece of ass

Piece of ass, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

Did you find a card with this URL on it?

Chances are If you're on here and don't know me personally it's because you found a card with a URL on it that directed you to this page and my flickr account. Basically it's part of my efforts to try and reach out to a greater number of cunts than I had been doing before. Check out all the words I've said prior to this article. If you like them say so, If you hate them then make nice and just say you liked them.

Tutorial: How to get email notification when someone comments on your blog so that you can respond and not have people make Voodoo dolls of you...

...because they thought you were ignoring them!

Okay, this should be the first of many tutorials relating to how not to offend Luke by ignoring nice shit he says! (Subsequently, I have in fact forgotten what I said)
First you should go and sign into your blog and do these four things IN ORDER. If you do it out of order it won't work!