My funeral

I’ve realised that if I died tomorrow than I would be buried in such a wasteful, boring way, I’d have to come back to life and kick the arses of all the people that organised. So I need to plan it ahead of my death and hope that my loyal friends and family shall carry out my wishes. First off, I’M NOT GOING TO HAVE A CEREMONY IN A FUNERAL HOME OR CHURCH!!!!!! Anywhere other than that should be fine. Also my body is not to be embalmed and put in a big expensive casket, just chuck my body in a pine box and through some lye in there too. Now, as for what people are allowed to wear, everyone has to where some kind of silly hat and there also has to be a couple of people dressed in costumes from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Wars, Star Trek and maybe someone dressed as Gordon Freeman too, OH! and someone dressed like Abe Lincoln. Just so any photos of the event look really bizarre. 

Hmmmmm, musiccccc. I think Chopin’s standard funeral dirge (I’ve forgotten what it’s called) but maybe like a techno remix of it. The maybe “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da” and then Tiny Tim’s rendition of  ”Livin’ in the Sunlight, Lovin’ in the Moonlight” and then something by KISS and a Bob Dylan song. 

I’m not sure what should be done with my body, I’ll leave that up to my readers. And If I don’t like what they choose I will come back and haunt you soooooo bad!

The mysterious case of the broken iPhone power adapter and Mrs. Strawbsworths Cat

First off, for all of you who are fans of Mrs. Strawbsworth and her lavishly furnished mansion, I’m sorry to tell you this has nothing to do with her or her tabby. This is solely about my 3 day old iPhone power adaptor and it’s untimely demise. 

I first discovered that it was no functioning one night when I plugged it in and the iPhone said it wasn’t charging. I figured it was actually charging and the iPhone just didn’t know what it was talking about, so I left it plugged in for the night. The next morning, however, I found that the battery life had dropped down slightly and that the power adapter was indeed, not working. I pulled it out to have a closer look at what was happening. I then discovered little black marks coming for every place were a connection was being made. I rubbed them to see what it was and it just rubbed off, which leads me to believe it was made by smoke. Furthermore, I shock the thing (when things work they usually don’t have loose things in them, hardly any machine works with parts that move around when forcibly shook) and I heard a rattling of something inside! What is this shit!? It’s not meant to make that sound! Is our electricity not good enough for it and it made it die!? Grrrrrrr, Now I have to take it back to the Optus shop I got it from and they won’t be able to do anything on the spot so it will probably have to get sent away or some other time consuming exercise. GRUMBLLLEEEEEEEE.

Do you want more blog post?

Just a short post again, for all my units of followers. I have a question for you, do you want more blog posts. If so I will consider getting a iPhone app that will let me do just that. I'll be forking over a whole wad of cash for this program (About 3 to 10 dollars) and you have to comment to tell me if you think it's a good idea. 

I am part of Steve's undead army.

I have finally upgraded from my 5 year old phone to a fancy new phone on a 24 month plan. By the title you should have guessed what type it is. I wish i was an evil genius like Steve. I guess I am deserving of a new phone. I won the other one in a raffel. (I composed this entire post on the iPhone, that's why it's very short.

Photography

I've finally started taking and developing photos again. It's a lot of work (and money) but it's worth it. You can see my latest exploits at my Flickr page and you are all welcome to spread the photo of Hanna's underarm hair around the internet as you please, It didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped probably because she was moving quickly trying to hide it. 

I'm not sure about the other photos but you may judge them and tell me what you think, I crave your compliments!!!!1!!