Sunday, March 22, 2009

Xbox Live friends and team mates

I've been sick lately and lost my voice. I slept all day today and so I haven't been able to sleep tonight. So, I've been playing Call of Duty World at War (It's a pretty standard game but entertaining enough) and I got another fantastic message from someone. This someone goes by the name "xX ScRuB TuB Xx". The message was as follows (this is a direct quote)

"ya your a fucking bitch ass panzy and have to use jug, and you still go negative!!!!! fuck you"

Now it even took me, a super nerd, a little while to understand what he meant. In fact, I still don't understand part of it. What he is referring to when he says "jug" is a system in the game when you are playing multiplayer, to choose different attributes for yourself. It's called a Perk system and I never pay any attention to it, I want to shoot Nazis, I don't want to create certain soldiers for certain situations. Jug is actually an abbreviation of Juggernaut which is an attribute that gives you more health, I had to look it up to actually see that I was in fact, using it. Unbeknownst to me but this is actually unsportsmen like of me and upon learning that I had committed this most insidious faux pas I was met with an overwhelming sense of guilt and was about to kill myself. But then I watched some Youtube videos of kittens in shoes and felt better.

I still don't know what "going negative" is. But it seems I did go "negative" and this was something, that coupled with using Juggernaut, should NOT have happened. Now, like anyone else, I must try and learn from my mistakes and try to gather some sense of direction in these uncertain times. Obviously the game makers, there hearts filled with a twisted malice, put some options in the game as a test of character, and I have failed them. THE SHAME!

I replied to him saying

"Do you even understand ow ridiculous you sound" or something like that.

EDIT 22/3/09

I got a reply from SCRUB TUB or whatever his name was. Again, this is a direct quote.

"i dont even really care how ridiculous i sound cause your being a bitch a using jug. cause you suck ass and you still cant go positive. i would have to fill myself i had that dumbass perk just so i could get more ammo bitch.... play 1v.1 and if you beat me i will shut the fuck up but if i win you cant use that perk if i ever play you again?"

Make of this what you will but It seems to me this person is probably under the age of 18 (I'd hazard a guess that he is about 14) and doesn't have anything to really strive for except this game. It's probably not his fault either but that doesn't mean I'm not going to tell him he is really pathetic and his life doesn't mean anything.

More updates will follow.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Guess what the the third most lethal thing is if you are a officer in the NYPD.

Donuts. 44 officers died in the line of duty of heart attacks.

Saturday, March 7, 2009