Xbox Live friends and team mates

I've been sick lately and lost my voice. I slept all day today and so I haven't been able to sleep tonight. So, I've been playing Call of Duty World at War (It's a pretty standard game but entertaining enough) and I got another fantastic message from someone. This someone goes by the name "xX ScRuB TuB Xx". The message was as follows (this is a direct quote)

"ya your a fucking bitch ass panzy and have to use jug, and you still go negative!!!!! fuck you"

Now it even took me, a super nerd, a little while to understand what he meant. In fact, I still don't understand part of it. What he is referring to when he says "jug" is a system in the game when you are playing multiplayer, to choose different attributes for yourself. It's called a Perk system and I never pay any attention to it, I want to shoot Nazis, I don't want to create certain soldiers for certain situations. Jug is actually an abbreviation of Juggernaut which is an attribute that gives you more health, I had to look it up to actually see that I was in fact, using it. Unbeknownst to me but this is actually unsportsmen like of me and upon learning that I had committed this most insidious faux pas I was met with an overwhelming sense of guilt and was about to kill myself. But then I watched some Youtube videos of kittens in shoes and felt better.

I still don't know what "going negative" is. But it seems I did go "negative" and this was something, that coupled with using Juggernaut, should NOT have happened. Now, like anyone else, I must try and learn from my mistakes and try to gather some sense of direction in these uncertain times. Obviously the game makers, there hearts filled with a twisted malice, put some options in the game as a test of character, and I have failed them. THE SHAME!

I replied to him saying

"Do you even understand ow ridiculous you sound" or something like that.

EDIT 22/3/09

I got a reply from SCRUB TUB or whatever his name was. Again, this is a direct quote.

"i dont even really care how ridiculous i sound cause your being a bitch a using jug. cause you suck ass and you still cant go positive. i would have to fill myself i had that dumbass perk just so i could get more ammo bitch.... play 1v.1 and if you beat me i will shut the fuck up but if i win you cant use that perk if i ever play you again?"

Make of this what you will but It seems to me this person is probably under the age of 18 (I'd hazard a guess that he is about 14) and doesn't have anything to really strive for except this game. It's probably not his fault either but that doesn't mean I'm not going to tell him he is really pathetic and his life doesn't mean anything.

More updates will follow.

Xbox Live abuse.

Just a few minutes ago I was, for the first time, verbally abused over Xbox Live. I was playing battlefield bad company (I was going really well, too. I think I was at the top of the leader board. The game works off points, 10 points for a kill, 30 points if you capture a flag etc) I had about 320 points or something like that, when all of a sudden one of my own team mates started shooting at me, then he stabbed me! 

I though "Oh well, whatever, he is just messing around." Then he killed me again! I checked his score to see if he was just going around the whole game d

oing this (you get -15 for kill your own team) but he was on about 100. At this point I felt some revenge was in order. So, I stabbed him up real good. The game ended and I went to play some Galaga (It's fucking awesome). When a thingo popped up saying that I had a voice message from this guy, wait, I'll find his gamertag so I can get my xbox live hommies onto him. STAINLESS 360 is his name. Anyway, the message went like this "I'll fucking shoot you

 when you let enemies go by, ya cunt! Fucking getting me killed, motherfucker" or something like that. This was a voice message and the guy sounded like someo

ne who would talk like that. I sent him a message saying "I tripled your score, maybe if you got good at the game you wouldn't die. Think up better smack talk then "fuck" and "cunt"

He sent one back saying something along the lines of "What the fuck is smack talk, you cunt" Speak fucking English, mother fucker. I can't understand you Armidale, flannel wearing, housing commission, cunt!"

First off, flannelette shirts are so back in fashion, at least that's what I heard. Oh, and he knew I was from Armidale because it said so on my gamertag (I really should change that, incase this guy and others are homicidal)

Anyway, I sent a message back saying "Smack talk is sweari

ng and when people like you, ie someone with diminished mental capacity, talk themselves up when they actually suck. I feel a bit sorry for you. Do us all a favour and kill yourself, so you can't reproduce and make more little fuckwits"

It felt good to void someone's existence in a couple of sentences, I mean, he nullified his own existenc

e when he opened his mouth. 

I let him send me one more message before I blocked because It's less fun taunting someone when the insults go over there heads. He said something like "Just send text messages, Don't let me hear your real voice because your probably fucking 12, I'll bitch slap you, It would just take one hit" It was something really weird. I was sending him text messages as opposed to him who was sending voice. I was doing that because I don't have an xbox headset. I do have a headset that will work with it and I was searching around for it to send my final message, but alas, I could not find it. So I said this "Hmmm, I can't find my mic. Anyway, I think your shift at Coles packing shelves is about start. It must be crap to suck at games AND real life"

First off, I have nothing against Coles or shelve packers, I would work there packing shelves but I figure I'd be too dainty for that. I just thought it would be a good th

ing to hurl at him. I guess I'm a bit cheap for blocking him but who cares, I'm not the only one that can't deal

 with people like that, Am I? Actually, he kink of reminds me of that Kevin "Bloody" Wilson fan that left a comment on a certain persons blog.

I'm going to play some Galaga now, because Galaga is awesome and something that should be idolised by all.