I’ve realised that if I died tomorrow than I would be buried in such a wasteful, boring way, I’d have to come back to life and kick the arses of all the people that organised. So I need to plan it ahead of my death and hope that my loyal friends and family shall carry out my wishes. First off, I’M NOT GOING TO HAVE A CEREMONY IN A FUNERAL HOME OR CHURCH!!!!!! Anywhere other than that should be fine. Also my body is not to be embalmed and put in a big expensive casket, just chuck my body in a pine box and through some lye in there too. Now, as for what people are allowed to wear, everyone has to where some kind of silly hat and there also has to be a couple of people dressed in costumes from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Wars, Star Trek and maybe someone dressed as Gordon Freeman too, OH! and someone dressed like Abe Lincoln. Just so any photos of the event look really bizarre.
Hmmmmm, musiccccc. I think Chopin’s standard funeral dirge (I’ve forgotten what it’s called) but maybe like a techno remix of it. The maybe “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da” and then Tiny Tim’s rendition of ”Livin’ in the Sunlight, Lovin’ in the Moonlight” and then something by KISS and a Bob Dylan song.
I’m not sure what should be done with my body, I’ll leave that up to my readers. And If I don’t like what they choose I will come back and haunt you soooooo bad!
