Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Moment of clarity

I should probably start off this post telling you about my usually Tuesday night trivia. I can't say I'm a huge fan of trivia (because I never know the answers to most questions) but it's mainly the extremely slick company that comes along with it that I keep returning for. Chances are the only people reading this are the people that go to trivia with me so they should all pad there egos a little because I said they were slick and also very sexy.
This particular trivia night, basically the one I just got home from, was even better because of two people that have just got back from lands afar.

My network connection just timed out. What does that even mean? Does it mean I've been using it too long? The reason I'm writing this and halting the flow of consciousness is because when I clicked the "okay" button to reconnect to the network it showed a little thinking animation and then almost immediately said "connection timed out" and then I clicked it again and again and again, each time it said "connection timed out" a split second after I had pressed the okay button. THEN I clicked okay again and it started the little thinking animation for about 10 seconds, then said "connection timed out". WHY?! Is it mocking me?! Why did it take 10 seconds to figure out that the connection was timed out that time, but the other times it took a couple of milliseconds. I got my hopes up when I saw that it was taking longer to think. "Oh good, it should work seeing as it is taking longer to....What?!" Anyway, I've probably written too much about this incident and I wouldn't be surprised If I'd lost some readers along the way. NO MATTER!

Back to the story.

Basically, the group that was there that night was pretty much my Dream Team of friends (Missing one, of course. You know who you are) and it was an all around fun night. We even came 4th in the actual trivia part of the night, which is almost unheard of. 10th is usually the high water mark for us.

I could go into more detail about the laughs we had and the other fun times but it would pretty much only appeal to the people that went and I'm trying to broaden my "oh so sweet" writing abilities (i.e. broaden the appeal to a wider audience).

After people started to leave and the beer began to wear off, a trio I had formed walked down to a fast food place to enjoy the fine dining in Armidale.
The trio then became mono when I decided to walk home by myself. To any reader that lives outside of Armidale or a small rural town it's very strange walking home at almost midnight. It's sort of what I'd really love the town to be like but in the daylight.

Devoid of anything

You hear the odd car traveling by but the route I took meant that it was always in the distance. I walk along a bicycle path that follows a creek. I was JUST about to call the creek ugly but it's actually really nice when you get to the parts that aren't full of shopping carts and rubbish. You can climb down into these secret passages that are formed by trees and grass and then people walking throw them. Sort of the same way ants will carve out a little path from them walking along a path going back to there hive.

The bike path was built along the creek, first because it cuts straight through the town and second because no one would build houses or businesses or iron smelts there because it's a area that gets flooded at least once or twice a year.

This walk along the bike path was one of the best walks of my life. Everything just felt good. That alone wasn't the reason for it being the best walk of my life. It was also a great time to think things out, I didn't make any new breakthroughs in what I ponder (How did we get from a rock that was an optimal distance from an optimally large ball of hydrogen to living in little squares, traveling and making pointless things out of said rock. Wait, does this astronomical fluke mean that it can't be and that there must be a easy to understand meaning......or is that logical fallacy...I think it is.....damn, it's dark walking along this bike path)

Another thought that I was churning through my brain drain was about a certain blog post that I didn't know was intended for me but found out that it was for me because a trivia friend explained it to me. That was a lame sentence, they probably all are, no mind.

I was complaining about ANOTHER blog that was just this strange pining for a boy. The boy is nothing special, I suppose. He's a douche, but it works for him.

Alone I wouldn't mind the pining, I would HAPPILY read a 1000 word essay about why him ignoring this blogger is awful and how it should be different. But the real thing that annoys me is WHERE this is being blogged from.

8 Million people within a 40 minute train ride. Are you waiting for them to come to you?

To some people this may not be making much sense, but the bold part wasn't meant for you!


Ha, this fantastic song from HMS Pinafore just came on and I'm singing along to it.

A British tar is a soaring soul
As free as a mountain bird
His energetic fist should be ready to resist
A dictatorial word
His nose should pant and his lip should curl
His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl
His bosom should heave and his heart should glow
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow

His eyes should flash with an inborn fire
His brow with scorn be wrung
He never should bow down to a domineering frown
Or the tang of a tyrant tongue
His foot should stamp and his throat should growl
His hair should curl and his face should scowl
His eyes should flash and his breast protrude
And this should be his customary attitude

Oh god, timeless. But not really.

This blog was originally going to be me going "Why don't you do this? why don't you do that?"
but then I thought "Why don't YOU do that!?" and I decided "YES, I will do that!". So starting
tomorrow I shall start asking people to be interviewed by me for this blog. Writing that down,
It doesn't seem as exciting as when I first came up with the idea but the first impression is
usually the right one, so I'm going to run the pig skin into the end zone for a TOUCHDOWN.

As I was walking along my creeky bike path I decided I would start with my Graphic Design
classand see if anyone would be interested in talking to me and letting me record the
conversation and also my grandmother, who I KNOW will have some amazing stories.
After that I plan to just stand up in crowded areas and yell and tell people listen
(That sounds like a crazy plan but it's almost exactly the same as what politicians do).

After my walk I laid down in the middle of a football field and watched the stars.
Thinking about the night I had a shooting star streaked across the sky, the poetry
almost moved me to tears of joy, but I'm not a faggot, so I punched a kitten and went home.




Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Meningococcal Part 2

I was told to curl up in the fetal position so a doctor could perform a lumber puncture. It involves sticking a needle into your lower back to drain spinal fluids. For these fluids are where the Meningococcal live and breed! So it had to be tested. The whole experience wasn't painful at all, It was just annoying be curled up in a ball for so long while feeling nauseous and having the worst headache of your life. As the doctor was draining the fluids he said to me "Well, the fluids are really clear, this is a good sign. Usually they would be a cloudy colour from the infection." However, this still needed to be sent to pathology to be tested for the bacteria, so we had to wait an hour for the results. I can't remember much of that hour, come to think of it, I can't remember much after the results came back saying that I had Meningococcal. I remember not being that worried because I the doctor said we had caught it early and that they were going to put me straight onto a penicillin drip. I'll insert a picture of my funky penicillin friend here.



This is actually Benzylpenicillin, note the Benzene ring on the left of the molecule. Anyway, all that happened after the diagnosis was that the started giving me that intravenously and I got better.
I was put in an ICU room by myself and the nurses had to wear masks to make sure they didn't get my stupid illness. After about 3 days I think I got moved into a room in the childrens ward. All the nurses were super and did WAY more then the doctors. Doctors are all talk and don't do any work. They just work hard in uni and think they're all that and a bag of potato chips, but nurses are awesomely better. Nurses FTW, Lolz!
But there was one nurse that resented me for being in the children's ward and kept telling me "You're very luck to have your own room, the other ward is being renovated and you get to stay here"

I called her Nurse Ratched behind her back, I thought I was super funny.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Photography

I've finally started taking and developing photos again. It's a lot of work (and money) but it's worth it. You can see my latest exploits at my Flickr page and you are all welcome to spread the photo of Hanna's underarm hair around the internet as you please, It didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped probably because she was moving quickly trying to hide it. 
I'm not sure about the other photos but you may judge them and tell me what you think, I crave your compliments!!!!1!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

New monitor

I've been using an old CRT monitor in conjunction with my Xbox 360 for some time now and it was, quite frankly, shit. So, I got a new one!


It's 22 inch BenQ contraption and it is fully sick! Oh, excuse all the shit on my desk, that's just how I roll.
The only problem with it is that when I wake up and roll over I feel like one of the apes out of 2001.
And seeing as I'll mainly be playing games that portray horrible acts of violence, it kind of is like the monolith!