If I was ever to profit off the distribution of pirated movies.....

.....I'd only copy and sell movies that have unskippable anti-piracy ads before the DVD menu appears. And I'd copy twice as many movies if they used the ad that says "We all like seeing a good Aussie film" and I'd sell them for half price too. Just so when the Wanner brothers look at the piracy statistics for the third fiscal quarter, all they'll see, written in the middle of a piece of paper in big block letters is "YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING CUNTS AND NEED TO NOT PUT FUCKING ANNOYING ASS ANTI PIRACY ADS AT THE START OF YOUR FUCKING MOVIES, YOU CUNTS!"