Potteeeeeeer!

I had a dream last night that I was fighting Dumbledore after beating a bunch of other people using both magic and Pokemon. Before we started fighting I was all like "Dumbledore, I want to use R2 D2 to fight and I should be able to even though all your other pokemon fainted." But he got really pissed at me and just wanted to have a wizard duel so he used his power to fling R2 D2 into a huge pit he was floating above. And then I was sad.

things could be worse

Thing

station

station, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

This was taken on a trip to Sydney. It was around St James Station I think.

A few drawings

It's a freight train

The title of this blog is quote made by John Lennon about me.
I should probably mention that John Lennon loved freight trains, this is a little known fact and the reason you said I was one.
Wow, I bet you’re impressed now. John Lennon thinks I’m a freight train, yeaaaah, that’s right!
I’m going to start saying “Freight Train” when something happens which I approve of.

I haven’t written a blog about anything in particular in ages.
That’s because I hate you.

By the time I finish writing this I will think of something to write about in this blog entry.

Wait, doesn’t that mean I am have to keep writing until I do think of something? This paradox is too much for my
brain. Maybe I should go make a milkshake instead. brb.

Okay I am back. I was away for like 2 days I think. Sorry.

I think If I remember correctly the milkshake I made was fairly lacklustre.
It was because I decided to mix in bison jerky.
That was not a good idea.

Hmmm, I think because I did think of something to write, seeing as
I am writing at the moment.
Which means I can stop typing at any time.

I hate thinking

These are magpies

, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

Update. Because I care deeply about me limited readership

I can't even remember the last time I wrote a new blog entry. That could be in part because I feel on my head while I was breaking into an old folks home or because it was such a long time ago.
I'm back at TAFE doing a course in Graphic Design and that's about all that's news worthy.

Graphic Design
You are so fine
Like a new born fowl
Or a bone china bowl
If you were a lady
I would take you to Mayday
In Russia
and Prussia
Small, elegant hands
A fruits cake with sand
Across the land
Not for the band

"ZOMG, Luke you are like the grand wizard of Calcutta. You are great and also tall"

Why thank you, adoring fans. I'm glad you said that because I was worried I wasn't tall enough.

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1, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

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3, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

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6, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

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0, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

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baumer, originally uploaded by lukewratten.

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27, originally uploaded by lukewratten.